Two "Must go places" in Indore...
yes...if you need therapy, there is no therapy like "Dr. Jain's Cow Urine Therapy Health Clinic" and if that doesn't help you out, check out the "Smokin' Grass Restaurent" - i think you might find the right herbal care for you there! haha!
the beauty about the cow urine therapy is that the urine is free, just go out onto the street, stand next to the closest cow, place a large cup underneath, wait and presto, a healthy non-medicinal way of treating your ailments... if that doesn't solve your problem, hop on over to the "Smokin Grass" - where you can get the best "Chai" in all of india...it might cost a little more than 2 rupee's, but it is well worth it...
man - india is too much for me, when i read the headlines of the local paper i can't help but laugh - the english out here is different. each spelling is made up as they think it is...i think i am going to start a company that will correct their english - honestly, but then i might get into arguments with people about which is the correct english - theirs or mine...haha! when you wander around here you will see some of the most interesting names of restaurants and even more so the most interesting spelling - read a menu, the english menu will crack you up - read the billboards - the ads will crack you up - read the newspapers - that will make you laugh - read the magazines...even better! haha! i was reading a car magazine, and they were talking about driving a Porsche Cayman on the streets in india - which let me tell you is not the smartest idea - but none the less the writer was describing the feeling of the top down and the wind blowing through ones hair as (this is not verbatim, but from memory) "smearing her (referring to the wind) hand through your hair as you drive through the streets of Mumbai" haha! gotta love it, i have never heard of wind "smearing" it's hand through anything...well i guess in the end, it is just different, if they come out to the states and read a magazine out there, they might find it as amusing as i find theirs...who am i to comment! haha!
as more funny one liners come about, i will be sure to report them...until then, i know for some herbal therapy where i will be going...how about you?
please pass the urine and the grass...thx!
till later -
posted by ravi @ 12:05 AM
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